wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
Justin has put up with so much shit and been through so much I’m so proud of him on receiving his award
LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS OMG
I KNOW HES EXCITED BUT HE TRYIN NOT TO SHOW IT I C U
the people were screaming so loud for justin i’m actually in tears my boy deserves it he deserves to be respected and loved for once and he deserves to be recognized for his good deeds and not constantly be compared to garbage i am so fucking happy for him
LOOK AT HIS FACE MY BABY HE GOES TO GIVE HIS SPEECH AND RIGHT WHEN HES ABOUT TO HE SEES AND HEARS THE STANDING OVATION AND YOU CAN SEE HOW SURPRISED HE IS AND HE LIKE LEANS BACK AND LOOKS AT EVERYONE AND JUST UGH HE DESERVES THIS SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF HIM
the major difference in his happiness makes me smile
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"